50 lost words from the OED

Ammon Shea loves dictionaries – especially the OED. He loves the OED so much, he read it – the whole thing, in its second edition: 21,730 pages with around 59 million words. It took him a year, full-time, and he wrote a book about it, titled Reading the OED (2008).

This is not a review, but it is a recommendation. Reading the OED will charm anyone who’s into dictionaries and words, especially unusual ones, or anyone curious about unusual hobbies and passions-slash-afflictions. (I did review Shea’s 2014 book Bad English, an entertaining historical snapshot of the English usage wars.)

Book cover of "Reading the OED: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages". The cover shows a man lying on his back on the grass with his hands crossed on his belly and a volume of the OED open on his face. He's probably asleep.When I said Shea loves dictionaries, I meant he really, really loves them. (This repetition of really is an example of epizeuxis, which is defined below.) Before the book came out, he moved house and brought 45 boxes: dictionaries filled 41 of them. As well as the 20-volume second edition of the OED, he owns the 13-volume 1933 edition, the four-volume supplement, the two- and ten-volume Shorter OEDs, the condensed-type edition, and ‘a random single-volume edition’. ‘Each has its own usefulness,’ he assures us. Certainly these things are relative, but I don’t doubt him for an instant.

So what was it like to read the biggest, most celebrated dictionary ever compiled – ‘the most coveted and desirable book in the world’, as Oliver Sacks wrote? ‘It is resolutely, obstinately, and unapologetically exhaustive,’ writes Shea. ‘These qualities make it both a tremendous joy to read at some times and unbearably boring at others.’

How boring? Consider the un- prefix:

Un- goes on for 451 pages, and reading a 451-page list composed largely of self-explanatory words is only slightly more exciting than reading the phone book.

After ten pages of this, I think to myself, “This isn’t so bad.”

After twenty pages I begin entertaining thoughts of just skipping ahead to the end, reading the last un- word and pretending the whole thing never happened.

After fifty pages I sink deep into a petulant rage and turn the pages violently, occasionally tearing one, as though this whole enterprise was the invention of some cruel taskmaster other than myself.

By the time I’ve read one hundred pages I am near catatonic, bored out of my mind, and so listless I can’t remember why I wanted to read any of this in the first place.

But that’s a low point, unrepresentative of the overall affair, which Shea describes in genial and illuminating fashion: reading habits, locations, surprises, distractions, side-effects, and so on. He begins to feel he is ‘eating the alphabet’: 26 courses of letters, ‘each with its own distinctive flavor’. Q is disappointing, B ‘wildly entertaining’, in large part because of be­-, a prefix that bewonders me too.

Needing a break before plunging into 3,000+ pages of S, he attends a dictionary conference where, he assumes, his peculiar project will be gratifyingly unremarkable, even appreciated. He gets talking to Sidney Landau, a distinguished lexicographer, who learns of his endeavour and tells him: ‘But that’s mad!’

At the end of each chapter, Shea selects a bunch of his favourite words – generally rare or obsolete – for each letter of the alphabet, followed by his definitions and comments. In turn, I’ve picked my 50 favourites of his favourites – though truthfully, my selection was often arbitrary; doing it again I could easily choose 50 others.

acnestis (n.): on an animal, the point of the back that lies between the shoulders and the lower back, which cannot be reached to be scratched

advesperate (v.): to approach evening

aerumnous (adj.): full of trouble [‘practically begging to be reintroduced to our vocabulary’, Shea notes]

backfriend (n.): a fake friend; a secret enemy

benedicence (n.): benevolence in speech

cellarhood (n.): the state of being a cellar (cf. tableity)

cimicine (adj.): smelling like bugs

constult (v.): to act stupidly together

dactylodeiktous (adj.) pointed at with a finger

discountenancer (n.): one who discourages with cold looks

elozable (adj.): readily influenced by flattery

epizeuxis (n.): the repetition of a word with vehemence and emphasis

fard (v.): to paint the face with cosmetics, so as to hide blemishes [‘I suspect there is a reason no one ever gets up from the table and says, “Excuse me while I go to the ladies’ room and fard.”’]

felicificability (n.): capacity for happiness

gound (n.): the gunk that collects in the corners of the eyes [‘the type of word I was unaware that I didn’t know, and yet it still felt like a relief when I discovered it’]

grinagog (n.): a person who is constantly grinning

hamartia (n.): the flaw that precipitates the destruction of a tragic hero

happify (v.): to make happy [this one gives me a happy, as they said in Buffy]

heterophemize (v.): to say something different from what you mean to say

impluvious (adj.): ‘wet with rain’ (Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)

insordescent (adj.): growing in filthiness

jentacular (adj.): of or pertaining to breakfast

kankedort (n.): an awkward situation or affair

latibulate (v.): to hide oneself in a corner

letabund (adj.): filled with joy

malesuete (adj.): accustomed to poor habits

misdelight (n.): pleasure in something wrong

nefandous (adj.): too odious to be spoken of

neighbourize (v.): to be or act neighbourly

obganiate (v.): to annoy by repeating over and over and over and over

occasionet (n.): a minor occasion

petecure (n.): modest cooking; cooking on a small scale [‘Very few people eat in an epicurean fashion, yet many of them know what the word epicure means. A great many people eat in a simple fashion, and yet no one knows the word for this.’]

postvide (v.): to make plans for an event only after it has occurred [the antonym of provide, which originally meant ‘exercise foresight; make provision for the future’, per OED]

psithurism (n.): the whispering of leaves moved by the wind

quag (v.): to shake (said of something that is soft or flabby)

remord (n.): a touch of remorse; (v.) to remember with regret [‘when utilized as a verb, remord seems as though it can instantly render poetic any decision made in the past and subsequently regretted’]

residentarian (n.): a person who is given to remaining at table

scringe (v.): to shrug the back or shoulders from cold

scrouge (v.): to inconvenience or discomfort a person by pressing against him or her or by standing too close

subtrist (adj.): slightly sad

sympatetic (n.): a companion one walks with [‘Discoveries like this one are what make reading the OED from cover to cover worthwhile.’]

tacenda (n.): things not to be mentioned; matters that are passed over in silence

unbepissed (adj.): not having been urinated on [‘Is it possible that at some time there was such a profusion of things that had been urinated on that there was a pressing need to distinguish those that had not?’]

undisonant (adj.): making the sound of waves

vicambulist (n.): one who walks about in the streets

vulpeculated (pa. pple.): robbed by a fox

well-woulder (n.): a conditional well-wisher

xenium (n.): a gift given to a guest

yesterneve (n.): yesterday evening

zyxt (v.): to see [‘It is the second-person singular indicative present form of the verb “to see” in the Kentish dialect and has obviously not been in common use for some time.’]

Tag yourself, as the kids say today.

You can order Reading the OED from your preferred bookstore via Random Penguin. Shea talks about the experience in this short interview:

17 Responses to 50 lost words from the OED

  1. A2dez says:

    What a gas man.
    I do love reading about a good suffix in the OED but 450 pages of ‘un-‘? It makes you wonder about the structure of dictionaries. I feel that affixes ought to be removed from the alphabetised structure and put into more illustrative insets showing their range of uses.

    • A2dez says:

      Like the way Government bodies would have their own subsection of the phone book…

    • Stan Carey says:

      It’s a tricky one to resolve. Most dictionaries would include only the most common or salient affixed words, and leave the rest to reader inference, but the OED does aim to be more exhaustive: in for a penny, etc.

  2. astraya says:

    As much as I love words, I have to wonder if anything is lost by not using these words, or if anything would be gained by using them. Using most of these would baffle your listener/reader. I can only find happify, neighbourise and occasionet that I would possibly ever use, and they are probably the most transparent of these words.

    Does the dictionary (or Shea) record when anyone actually these words last?

    • Stan Carey says:

      The OED indicates whether the words are rare, obsolete, etc., and its citations show when they were used – and, indirectly, when they stopped being used.

      Shea’s book is not about using or resurrecting the words he chose to showcase. Like you, he finds a few that could be revived, but he’s fully aware that most of them are completely unsuitable for most purposes nowadays. Still, he takes pleasure or interest in their strangeness, their specificity, their euphony, or other qualities.

  3. SlideSF says:

    “Gound” sounds much better than “eye booger”, the only way I formerly knew how to express that concept, “sleep” representing only the dried variety.

    • Stan Carey says:

      The OED’s Historical Thesaurus offers several more options, including spade (‘the gummy or wax-like matter secreted at the corner of the eye’), gum (‘the sticky secretion that collects in the inner corner of the eye’), gowl (‘a gummy secretion in the eye’), gore (‘hardened rheum from the eyes’), and the more modern sleeper (‘a particle of sleep’) and sleep (‘The effects or signs of sleep. Also spec., the solid substance found in the corners of the eyes and along the edges of the eyelids after sleep’).

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  5. bipolegen says:

    I would say there’s a clear need for ‘acnestis’ and ‘aerumnous’, both of which are specific things whichever would otherwise need describing instead of naming. My personal favourite is ‘discountenancer’ (I hope I’ve remembered that right, as I can’t read the post while commenting!). I need to find a place to use that now.

  6. Stan Carey says:

    Yes, you got discountenancer right. All three are great words, and potentially useful. I hope they occur to me when the opportunity arises to use them!

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  10. manimalagonprotonmailcom says:

    Unbepissed, —recall streets wuthvchamberpots being emptied into narrow sreets!

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